yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
ok but her messy bun game is strong??????
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do you want me to make you the Carmel ones?